Roll for coins. Roll for flaming swords. Roll for unpredictable decks of magical cards. Boring! If you want to add realism and excitement to your fantasy RPG loot, then you're going to want to use Steve's Wondrous Treasure Generator. Steve and Zack have cooked up dozens of unique treasure items to enhance your gaming experience. Give it a try!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.