Roll for coins. Roll for flaming swords. Roll for unpredictable decks of magical cards. Boring! If you want to add realism and excitement to your fantasy RPG loot, then you're going to want to use Steve's Wondrous Treasure Generator. Steve and Zack have cooked up dozens of unique treasure items to enhance your gaming experience. Give it a try!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.