Roll for coins. Roll for flaming swords. Roll for unpredictable decks of magical cards. Boring! If you want to add realism and excitement to your fantasy RPG loot, then you're going to want to use Steve's Wondrous Treasure Generator. Steve and Zack have cooked up dozens of unique treasure items to enhance your gaming experience. Give it a try!
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.