Bahlaqeem, submitted by pharmboy77. Jump into the future aboard a healing space ship and fly straight into the vastness of stupidity with James Burda, a man who will fix your ailments with special "vibrational treatments." You don't even have to get up off your fat ass, because he'll do it from the comfort of his home for a small fee. It's about damn time we abandon traditional medicine with all its many faults for magic, which is by nature just and good!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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