Bahlaqeem, submitted by pharmboy77. Jump into the future aboard a healing space ship and fly straight into the vastness of stupidity with James Burda, a man who will fix your ailments with special "vibrational treatments." You don't even have to get up off your fat ass, because he'll do it from the comfort of his home for a small fee. It's about damn time we abandon traditional medicine with all its many faults for magic, which is by nature just and good!
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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