Brittlelactica: Planet in need, submitted by ScootsMagoo. Someone at the mysterious Dairy Council got their hands on way too big of a discretionary spending allowance when it came time to make a new ad campaign. Witness Brittlelactica, what is apparently the first series of food industry advertisements set in the Dune universe.
If their goal was to make milk a whole lot creepier then mission accomplished. Kudos, I suppose, to whichever ad wizard managed to convince the milk king pins to shell out the cash for a sci-fi epic about dairy products. It's certainly interesting, but I doubt it's going to convince anyone to go out and buy milk and it's not like milk needs heightened product awareness. "Oh, so that's what all those jugs of white stuff were at the grocery store!"
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