John Titor – Time Traveller, submitted by Psych. Hey, everyone. I’m chillin’ here in the year 2035 with my pal John Titor. How do you know I’m writing to you from 2035? Well, I clearly wrote the number “2035,” didn’t I? How much evidence do you skeptics need?

Anyway, Johnny here wanted me to let you know about his website, which was created by internet fans to let you know of his legend. Here’s a brief intro:

…on November 02, 2000, a person calling themselves Timetravel_0, and later John Titor, started posting on a public forum that he was a time traveler from the year 2036.

One of the first things he did was post pictures of his time machine and its operations manual. As the weeks went by, more and more people began questioning him about why he was here, the physics of time travel and his thoughts about our time. He also posted on other forums including the now non-existent Art Bell site. In his posts John Titor entertained, angered, frightened and even belittled those who engaged him in conversation.

While John refuses to return to the internet (thank, jerks), I’ll be answering questions on IRC later tonight under the screen name “Tyme_Travalla_2035.” Look forward to hearing lots of advice on how to fight the giant tigers that have overrun our country! Oh, look, there’s one now!

– Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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