Some crazy site from another country with comics, submitted by The Center. I'm pretty sure this is all in Sweedish or some shit but the only language experience I have is adding "-o" to the end of my sentences when I go Chinese restaurants so I could be wrong. The language isn't important, however. The art, which is in English, is:
Tell me that isn't the goddamn funniest thing you've ever seen. I've tried popping balloons at the fair hoping to win little mirrors with shit like that on it but my arm's pretty bad and I almost always hit the clerk dude in the face with the dart and carnies don't appreciate getting hit in the face with sharp pieces of metal. Someone needs to take the pictures off that site and sell them on T-shirts, in my humble opinion.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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