Some crazy site from another country with comics, submitted by The Center. I'm pretty sure this is all in Sweedish or some shit but the only language experience I have is adding "-o" to the end of my sentences when I go Chinese restaurants so I could be wrong. The language isn't important, however. The art, which is in English, is:
Tell me that isn't the goddamn funniest thing you've ever seen. I've tried popping balloons at the fair hoping to win little mirrors with shit like that on it but my arm's pretty bad and I almost always hit the clerk dude in the face with the dart and carnies don't appreciate getting hit in the face with sharp pieces of metal. Someone needs to take the pictures off that site and sell them on T-shirts, in my humble opinion.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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