Metrovoyeur's Journal, submitted by unixbeard. Some pervert wanders around his town and secretly snaps pictures of normal women who are going about their business in average unrevealing clothes, then posts these pictures along with very intricate descriptions of their everyday activities. He either fantasizes about these details or stalks the women to find them out, you decide which is scarier. Perhaps the most entertaining part of this cavalcade of creepiness is the way he describes each woman in the title of her entry.
Abandoned Latina Chick with Christmas Tree
Twenty dollar bill paying cuttie
Distrustful and authoritarian sexy mature lady buying meat
Slave latin nurse in white uniform
Immigration processing of a voluptuous dominican queen
On some of the pictures there's a logo that reads "Visit us and see the girls you'll never see in your hometown's streets", which is probably very accurate if you close your eyes every time you leave the house. Seeing this guy obsess over completely unsuspecting women as if they're nymphos trying to lure him in with magical siren songs makes me feel very uncomfortable about being a human. If you're reading this and you happen to be female, the best way to proceed from here on out is to just stay inside with the doors locked.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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