Splosh!, submitted by Mix. I love it when I get to hear a new fetish term! I've seen this fetish before, plenty of times, but this site really lays on the specific jargon for sub-fetishes thick.
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At least three of those fetish names have to be made up. WAMTEC? That sounds like they manufacture electric water guns or something. Sploshing seemes to be, basically, people getting filthy from pies, mud, cake, ice cream and pretty much everything else. Like most of these fetishes I sort of get it, but then they take it way too far and it becomes just about getting messy. Mud wrestling is a classic, but these folks take it to the point where women look like huge piles of mud with just their eyes visible.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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