Meatspin (NOT SAFE FOR WORK), submitted by Kade. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Meatspin, but if not, let me give you the rundown: clicking on this link will take you on a magical journey full of synth music and a big, spinning cock. The site counts how many times you've watched the meat, well, spin. I'm not sure but I'd guess most people brag about low numbers instead of high ones.
As with a lot of ALODs this site is very not safe for work. If you're away from your job, though, just crank you speakers up and get ready for the experience that is Meatspin.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.