Meatspin (NOT SAFE FOR WORK), submitted by Kade. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Meatspin, but if not, let me give you the rundown: clicking on this link will take you on a magical journey full of synth music and a big, spinning cock. The site counts how many times you've watched the meat, well, spin. I'm not sure but I'd guess most people brag about low numbers instead of high ones.
As with a lot of ALODs this site is very not safe for work. If you're away from your job, though, just crank you speakers up and get ready for the experience that is Meatspin.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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