Meatspin (NOT SAFE FOR WORK), submitted by Kade. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Meatspin, but if not, let me give you the rundown: clicking on this link will take you on a magical journey full of synth music and a big, spinning cock. The site counts how many times you've watched the meat, well, spin. I'm not sure but I'd guess most people brag about low numbers instead of high ones.
As with a lot of ALODs this site is very not safe for work. If you're away from your job, though, just crank you speakers up and get ready for the experience that is Meatspin.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.