Meatspin (NOT SAFE FOR WORK), submitted by Kade. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Meatspin, but if not, let me give you the rundown: clicking on this link will take you on a magical journey full of synth music and a big, spinning cock. The site counts how many times you've watched the meat, well, spin. I'm not sure but I'd guess most people brag about low numbers instead of high ones.
As with a lot of ALODs this site is very not safe for work. If you're away from your job, though, just crank you speakers up and get ready for the experience that is Meatspin.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.