Meatspin (NOT SAFE FOR WORK), submitted by Kade. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Meatspin, but if not, let me give you the rundown: clicking on this link will take you on a magical journey full of synth music and a big, spinning cock. The site counts how many times you've watched the meat, well, spin. I'm not sure but I'd guess most people brag about low numbers instead of high ones.
As with a lot of ALODs this site is very not safe for work. If you're away from your job, though, just crank you speakers up and get ready for the experience that is Meatspin.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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