Oil Empire, submitted by Abraham. Do you believe in PEAK OIL? No? Well what about PEAK OIL HAIKUS? You will now, as you have no choice. Oil Empire is some inexplicable conspiracy-fueled boat ride down the river of insanity. Combining peak oil, 9/11 conspiracy theories, colorful charts, gloomy predictions, and for some reason Japanese poetry, this site is an invaluable asset to any raging moron out there looking to get to the bottom of the intelligence barrel.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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