Oil Empire, submitted by Abraham. Do you believe in PEAK OIL? No? Well what about PEAK OIL HAIKUS? You will now, as you have no choice. Oil Empire is some inexplicable conspiracy-fueled boat ride down the river of insanity. Combining peak oil, 9/11 conspiracy theories, colorful charts, gloomy predictions, and for some reason Japanese poetry, this site is an invaluable asset to any raging moron out there looking to get to the bottom of the intelligence barrel.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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