Oil Empire, submitted by Abraham. Do you believe in PEAK OIL? No? Well what about PEAK OIL HAIKUS? You will now, as you have no choice. Oil Empire is some inexplicable conspiracy-fueled boat ride down the river of insanity. Combining peak oil, 9/11 conspiracy theories, colorful charts, gloomy predictions, and for some reason Japanese poetry, this site is an invaluable asset to any raging moron out there looking to get to the bottom of the intelligence barrel.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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