Oil Empire, submitted by Abraham. Do you believe in PEAK OIL? No? Well what about PEAK OIL HAIKUS? You will now, as you have no choice. Oil Empire is some inexplicable conspiracy-fueled boat ride down the river of insanity. Combining peak oil, 9/11 conspiracy theories, colorful charts, gloomy predictions, and for some reason Japanese poetry, this site is an invaluable asset to any raging moron out there looking to get to the bottom of the intelligence barrel.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.