Rom's Rants, submitted by me. Hello, welcome to Ritual tech support. This is Michael, how may I help you?

Why yes, this pirated copy of Sin is working and I am here to make sure it stays that way! Fear not friends, download with confidence!

Pirated games are usually compressed into RAR files. Put all of the archives into the same directory and use a program that can extract RAR files such as WinRAR to extract the iso. Then use a program such as Alcohol or Dameon Tools to mount the image and install the game. It's that simple!

Offer him drugs.

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