Wholesale Beer Box Hats, submitted by Comic Book Debate. If you're looking for a new cowboy hat and you really like Milwaukee's Best, then have I got a deal for you!

Soon to be the hottest item around! THESE RETAIL FOR $25-30 ONLINE AND AT CONCERTS! Scroll to the bottom for more information about these hats. I personally wore one of these hats to the bars in Denver, CO two nights and at a concert here in Indy and over 50 people total approached me asking me where I got them at!

Only fifteen dollars and it comes with a free piece of foam taped inside the beer box to reduce the amount of hurtification your head will be experiencin' on the boot scootin' boogie floor. This is the kind of moronic shit that makes inbred hayseeds laugh with superiority. HAW HAW, city boy done paid near on 20 dollars for a beer box!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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