Best Trained Slave Awards, submitted by Tambourine Man. David Shiles has a personal web site where he sells model trains and posts jokes. The site is hard to look at and has nothing remotely interesting about it. But I want to focus on NOT WORK SAFE this page NOT WORK SAFE for now.
At first glance it just seems to be your common BDSM web page. I have no problems with consenting adults getting tied up and being forced to piss in a field. That's fine. What I'm having trouble understanding is why this guy is giving out awards to the best BDSM images. Such awards are given out for "Most Unusual Training Method of a Sex Slave" and "Best Pee Picture With A Slave". I mean, it looks more respectable than the Oscars but I'm still having trouble understanding it.
But it gets even more confusing. Rampant anti-Muslim propaganda, all over the Best Trained Slave Awards! I didn't know this year's ceremonies would get so political! There's a link to the real uses for the Qur'an which is supposed to be funny I guess.
Muslims Take Please Note:
Here are some real uses for the QURAN ...
(1) Use the pages to line a Public Toilet Seat
(2) Piss on it
(3) Use it for Kindling to start a Fire
(4) Wipe your ASS with it
(5) Make Paper Airplanes from the pages
(6) Flush it down a Sewer
(7) Use the book in a good game of Kickball
(8) Use it to wipe your running nose with
(9) Girls Only - Use the pages for a Cunt Rag during your period
(10) Use the pages for Baby Diapers
I'm not sure that all of this anti-Muslim shit belongs at the Best Trained Sex Slave Awards. This guy is very angry at something, and it isn't Muslims.
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