Balloon Buddies, submitted by Abe. Do you ever just get the feeling that maybe internet sexual fetishists just aren't trying anymore? What once was a booming industry of sexualizing shocking objects or acts you would never expect to be sexualized has become as boring and formulaic as the endless slew of computer-animated movies in the last two years. They even have almost the same formula. For the movies: Take a random object and make it talk. For the fetish: Take a random object and have sex next to it.
Even before the Internet existed, Balloon Buddies has been the number one place for adults who have an erotic fetish for toy balloons to meet and share their common interest.
Next up: an internet comedy writer fetish. Or maybe that's just me hoping...
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.