Playstation 3 eBay Auction, submitted by me.

One of many eBay auctions to come in the following weeks. This guy sold a Playstation 3 for the extremely low price of $1500 to what I can only imagine is a very rich dog (such as Duke in those bean commercials), just sitting at his Alienware computer and mashing the keyboard randomly with his paws.

Analysts suggest that prices may reach $3,000-$7,500-maybe even HIGHER this Holiday season!

Well shit, if that's the case I wonder why the seller didn't keep the system and sell it for $7,500 in a few weeks. Some people just have no business sense!

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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