All White Dating, submitted by duck monster. The Internet has been a real boon to perverts seeking out other perverts and now it can serve a similar purpose for racists! All White Dating plays matchmaker for those who hope to use their relationships to preserve the "white race."

I am a racially aware full blooded Danish woman from Pennsylvania. The preservation of the white race is paramount to me and should be also important to anyone I consider dating.

The site seems to be using some generic "dating site" template for most of its content, but there are enough profiles up to see that they have attracted at least a few racists. I suppose you can consider this a public service announcement to our many white power readers looking to find a date.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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