Gackt Syndrome, submitted by take that baby and go.
Gackt, whose name sounds much like a Nickelodeon product from the early 90s that farted, is a prime example of Japanese pop culture and the mantastic girliness that is taking over the Final Fantasy series. Here, look at this:
Never before has an Aerosmith song been necessary.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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