Gackt Syndrome, submitted by take that baby and go.
Gackt, whose name sounds much like a Nickelodeon product from the early 90s that farted, is a prime example of Japanese pop culture and the mantastic girliness that is taking over the Final Fantasy series. Here, look at this:
Never before has an Aerosmith song been necessary.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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