I Am Superman, submitted by me. Ever wonder who Superman really is? His true identity would prove invaluable to his enemies, and is therefore impossible for an average joe like you or I to come across because Superman guards it with his muscles made of pure holy justice and his shotgun.
Right? I thought so too, so it came as a great shock when I discovered this site. For some reason Superman has decided to let the whole world know who he really is, and I don't think we'll ever be the same again. It really makes you wonder what the motivation for creating this site was.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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