I Am Superman, submitted by me. Ever wonder who Superman really is? His true identity would prove invaluable to his enemies, and is therefore impossible for an average joe like you or I to come across because Superman guards it with his muscles made of pure holy justice and his shotgun.

Right? I thought so too, so it came as a great shock when I discovered this site. For some reason Superman has decided to let the whole world know who he really is, and I don't think we'll ever be the same again. It really makes you wonder what the motivation for creating this site was.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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