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I'm not sure what a Furry U.N. does. I'd imagine they hold a vote every day on the subject of whether animals are sexually attractive or not, just to make sure they're all on the same page. They probably pass a lot of resolutions against Something Awful from their worldwide headquarters in majestic Fort Wayne, Indiana as well. Then after lunch they all head to the beach and get fondled by a giant fox, just like the real U.N.

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