Dark Sabertooth, submitted by Da Horehound 2.0 and Petey. Alex is your typical American teenager. He enjoys television (G4), music (Crazy Frog), movies (The Island), and video games (Second Life). He also started the Furry U.N.
I'm not sure what a Furry U.N. does. I'd imagine they hold a vote every day on the subject of whether animals are sexually attractive or not, just to make sure they're all on the same page. They probably pass a lot of resolutions against Something Awful from their worldwide headquarters in majestic Fort Wayne, Indiana as well. Then after lunch they all head to the beach and get fondled by a giant fox, just like the real U.N.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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