Dark Sabertooth, submitted by Da Horehound 2.0 and Petey. Alex is your typical American teenager. He enjoys television (G4), music (Crazy Frog), movies (The Island), and video games (Second Life). He also started the Furry U.N.
I'm not sure what a Furry U.N. does. I'd imagine they hold a vote every day on the subject of whether animals are sexually attractive or not, just to make sure they're all on the same page. They probably pass a lot of resolutions against Something Awful from their worldwide headquarters in majestic Fort Wayne, Indiana as well. Then after lunch they all head to the beach and get fondled by a giant fox, just like the real U.N.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
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