THE MYOPIA MYTH: How To Prevent Nearsightedness, submitted by Frogbeard. At this point I am exhausted and I smell like Pocky and failure (see Daily Dirt for more info on this). I get home to do some HTML coding and what do you know, I come across this site. Look at the title, be sure you understand it, then click the link. If the joke doesn't hit you right off the bat you should consider buying some new synapses.

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