THE MYOPIA MYTH: How To Prevent Nearsightedness, submitted by Frogbeard. At this point I am exhausted and I smell like Pocky and failure (see Daily Dirt for more info on this). I get home to do some HTML coding and what do you know, I come across this site. Look at the title, be sure you understand it, then click the link. If the joke doesn't hit you right off the bat you should consider buying some new synapses.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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