THE MYOPIA MYTH: How To Prevent Nearsightedness, submitted by Frogbeard. At this point I am exhausted and I smell like Pocky and failure (see Daily Dirt for more info on this). I get home to do some HTML coding and what do you know, I come across this site. Look at the title, be sure you understand it, then click the link. If the joke doesn't hit you right off the bat you should consider buying some new synapses.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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