Dibbuns Against Bedtime, submitted by me. I'm not going to link this website becaues it's on geocities and I don't want to knock them off the internet for the next week. (Ok, I do, but I won't). If you really want to see it, it's the first Google hit for "dibbuns".
You probably don't know this, but "dibbuns" is the word Brian Jacques uses for the toddler animals in his books. This website is all about roleplaying as dibbuns. Let me parse this for you: They roleplay as baby animals from a fantasy series.
EARTHQUAKE!!! *Marie‘s friend runs around in circles, waving her paws in the air and screaming. After a few seconds, the earth ceases to quake, and Marie shakes her head pityingly.* Och, my friend, ye needn’t fear. That was just (dibbun's name), getting out of bed. *The mouse‘s companion glances at the sun in puzzlement.* But… it’s the late afternoon. *Marie‘s brow creases in worry and she shushes her friend.* Ssh ssh!! Don’t let him/her hear you! He/she’s got issues. At time’s I almost pity him/her… he/she’s got so much fat he/she can’t exercise properly, and so she/he’s become a great blob. She/he goes to bed at 7:00 at night and wakes up at 6:59 in the afternoon to go to the bathroom. It’s part of a rehabilitation program the infirmary Sister’s instituted to help him/her keep from eating. Maybe the fat will go away… but, personally, I think some of i t has already fossilized. Trust me, that gut ain’t goin’ nowhere!
*Cross-references site with US Sexual Predator Database*
*Locks front door*
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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