Conjoinment Dreams, submitted by PnP Bios. When having sex with two women at the same time just isn't satisfactory, cement them together into Siamese twins! Conjoinment Dreams allows you to double your pleasure by digitally and manually combining women into a single sideshow freak. Sometimes they'll take things a step further than that by, say, combining two photographs of women into a single creature, putting it in black face and giving the resulting monster cat features.
"Help me!" She raged, trying to brace against Helen and pull away. Unfortunately there was no way to gain sufficient leverage. They were now joined from ankle to hip.
Ah, the sweet sexual magic of addition! Where one plus one can somehow equal you placing a pistol between your teeth.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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