Moss Martin - Sean Connery Double, Look Alike, And Impersonator, submitted by Slugnoid. I've been working my way through the entire James Bond series in chronological order over the past month, and am really enjoying it. Even the cheesiest installments of the series manage to be entertaining in their own bizarre way, and I've managed to learn a lot about women. Apparently if you kiss them against their will they will eventually get really into it, so you've just got to stay persistent.
Having just finished 1987's The Living Daylights last night, I can honestly say that I haven't seen the character that this guy supposedly looks like:
Wait, is that supposed to be Q's dad? Is he looking at me or slightly to my left, presumably towards the guy who just unhooked his girdle then ran away laughing?
You could hire this confused man to wander aimlessly at your company event or wedding, along with a few embarrassed guys who demonstrate what Oddjob and Jaws would have looked like if the Bond movies had been directed by John Waters. You could also eat an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting just to see what happens. I'm just saying you have options.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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