Femskin, submitted by Billybobgeorgebob. Do you feel like you're trapped in someone else's body? Ever wanted to become trapped in a third person's body? At last you finally can without murdering anymore hookers! Femskin is a state of the art alternative to having your penis scooped out with a melon baller and reshaped into a crude vagina.

Anatomically Correct flesh like silicone skin bodysuit in a perfect female form.

FemSkin is designed for the Transgendered, made of a soft, flesh like silicone rubber (INCREDIBLY REALISTIC!) With a super realistic female genitalia, breast and a anus.

But you don't have to buy the whole suit if you think you just have a small problem, all thanks to Pusshorts!

Pusshorts: Pusshorts are designed for the Transgendered, made of a soft, flesh like silicone rubber (INCREDIBLY REALISTIC!) With a super realistic female genitalia and a anus.

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Options can include, a penis pouch inside the female genitaliae with a built in urethra tube connected to the urethra orifice making it possible to urinate from within pusshorts. A insertable rectum for the anus.

This is probably the worst silicon rubber product available on the Internet since I found out they make Real Dolls that look like Andorians from Star Trek.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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