Being a single parent is all the rage these days. Hey, who needs a father around when some guy who didn't pull out fast enough can pay for you to play house? Who needs a mother when all she's going to do is turn your son, and possibly you, gay? It's a proven fact that 90 percent of all children raised by females become homosexuals. Fortunately there's a place for single parents to congregate on the web, Single Family Voices!
They grow up so fast.
She's probably fine.
I can top that. I was in a relationship with an abusive husband and he threw a tractor tire at me. Beat that!
You don't double click the submit button, sweetheart.
The emoticons help give some color to an otherwise banal post. I love posters who go that extra mile to make the forum experience a special one.
As you can see having a kid with a woman you hate makes for all kinds of excitement in your life. Marry young, breed early is what my grandpa always told me.
Haha my son turned four! Help!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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