ELECTRONIC E-HOE ESCORTS, submitted by Squidl0. How does a page like this come to exist? Does somebody wake up one day, jump out of bed, and exclaim, "I want to whore myself on an Angelfire homepage"?
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With names like "Luscious Lerch" and "Fuckable Fruitloop", I somehow doubt that.
PS: Here's a link to their guestbook. Gee, would anybody like to place a bet that some of the more "witty" SA readers will make comments utilizing the word "fagot"?
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.