WeLcOmE tO bAcKsTrEeT bOyS', submitted by Disco Jane. My vote will also go to whichever politician imposes the death penalty for making a site like this.
HeLlO, wElCoMe To ThE bAcKsTrEeT bOyS' gIrLfRiEnD wEbSiTe. In ThIs WeBsItE yOu WiLl FiNd A lOt Of StUfF yOu DiDn'T kNoW bEfOrE. YuP, tHiS iS tOp ScErEt. ShHhHh.....WeLl EnJoY yOuRsElVEs WhIlE yOu SeE wHo Is GoInG oUt WiTh YoUr FaVe BoY! ReMeMbEr ThIs Is Top ScErEt. AgAiN tHaNk YoU fOr ViSiTiNg ThIs WeBsItE. NoW tAkE a DeEp BrEaTh AnD MeEt ThE gIrL tHaT's GoInG oUt WiTh YoUr FaVe BaCkStReEt BoY.
Hey lady, I think your keyboard's broke. It's not? Oh, then I think your brain's broke. If anybody can find one square inch of this page that doesn't make them physically ill, you deserve some kind of major award.
PS: tHeRe'S a GuEsTbOoK yOu CaN sIgN. Aaagh, writing that just filled me with limitless rage.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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