Meejahor.com, submitted by . Andy Smith, proving to the world that Internet reporting can consist of "drinking gallons of expired Sunny Delight and writing whatever crosses your mind while vomiting your last three meals into the toilet." Strangely enough, the puke seems much more appealing than the ignorant splattering of lies that Andy Smith considers an article. I've got to go now, the little green men are waiting to stick a few hundred tracking devices up my nasal cavity.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.