Meejahor.com, submitted by . Andy Smith, proving to the world that Internet reporting can consist of "drinking gallons of expired Sunny Delight and writing whatever crosses your mind while vomiting your last three meals into the toilet." Strangely enough, the puke seems much more appealing than the ignorant splattering of lies that Andy Smith considers an article. I've got to go now, the little green men are waiting to stick a few hundred tracking devices up my nasal cavity.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.