SupErlovE InterDimensional Evoluti, submitted by . If you aren't sick now, you sure as hell will be after visiting this travesty.

Please Be Patient. Surf Cyber-Space. We currently get 220 visitors a day. Your first step to getting involved with this Cyber-SpaceShip should be OPEN COMUNICATION with our Visitors. BE PREPARED TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT Patience is the hardest Virtue to Master. Until Our Visitor Frequency Increases, U will be able to practice this Virtue Right Here on our SupErlovE CyberSaucer. SupErlovE InterDimensional Evolution

Yeah, what he said.

PS: They have an ultra cyber guestbook you can sign, assuming you can still see.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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