The National Socialist Clan of Sta, submitted by . I think the title pretty much sums it up. In case it doesn't, here's a few choice clips that might.
I've written this to dispel some evil myths about Nazi Germany. Imagine a country without the filthy sub-humans and with zero tolerance for crime! The people of Germany voted for Hitler overwhelmingly, and he gave them that perfect utopia. Hitler did have dictatorial powers, which was needed to bring order to the anarchy in the depression era of Germany, but that was for what the people voted.
You will want to play the Zerg for educational purposes only. I absolutely despise the zerg. They are space trash. They breed like niggers and the overlord most likely is Jewish. The Jew ideals, communism, and the overmind are all similar. They have no honor and kill for little reason other than satisfaction. The Zerg also beleive the galaxy belongs to them! Irradiate all those nasty bastards!
"Jewish Niggers"? Owning the galaxy? And having sex? In space? Call me crazy, but that sounds like just about the best idea for a television show ever. And how come Zergs get their own Miss Zerg beauty competition, but you never hear of Miss Terran? And how come Zergs can call each other Zergs, but if a Terran calls them one, they label him racist? Huh? Huh? Bah, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Reading Nazi fan sites has that effect on me.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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