Congratulations! You're in enough denial to believe you're special and unique.You're officially the perfect candidate for a humanities degree. So while other people focus on applicable college goals like nursing or teaching or business, you decide that you don't care about money. You, noble weirdo, will rise above such trivial things! So while you will hear people ask "what can you do with that degree," you must ignore them, certain that there is an option for you at the end of your path.
So choose your own adventure and see what path your major leads you!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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