Sorry I haven't updated in the past few days. My hard drive took a crap on me and pretty much nuked everything. As a result, I'm trying to rebuild my work machine, email database, contact info, and all the other junk I lost. It hasn't been too much fun, and I'm thinking about becoming a Luddite from this point on.

While I'm attempting to get this site and my system back in order again, I do have something wonderful to offer everybody out there. Yes, I present you the sequel to "Cliff Yablonski's Schmuck Hunt", a game which takes Cliff's hatred and rage to an all-new level of raw contempt. Yes, I am referring to:

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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