Sorry I haven't updated in the past few days. My hard drive took a crap on me and pretty much nuked everything. As a result, I'm trying to rebuild my work machine, email database, contact info, and all the other junk I lost. It hasn't been too much fun, and I'm thinking about becoming a Luddite from this point on.
While I'm attempting to get this site and my system back in order again, I do have something wonderful to offer everybody out there. Yes, I present you the sequel to "Cliff Yablonski's Schmuck Hunt", a game which takes Cliff's hatred and rage to an all-new level of raw contempt. Yes, I am referring to:
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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