German Flash Wars, submitted by . From the folks who brought you the gas chamber and those funny helmets with the spikes on top of them comes flash cartoons that make even less sense than Taco’s bundles of crap. I’ll try my best to analyze some of these:

Die Rose - Don’t give German’s roses, because they turn into fake cans of peanuts.

Grobi - Grover waves at passing potato, gets nervous, and barfs up a rotten tomato. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a camel in disguise. That'll learn ya, Grover!

Keng - I think the artist is trying to say that Australian people suck.

I’m really at a loss for words here, just check out the site and take comfort in the fact that by winning World War II, we prevented the rise of German flash cartoons as the world’s primary entertainment medium.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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