Election season is here in all its crotch-melting, sanity-devouring glory! As Americans struggle to decide which of the two identical twins running for office they want to lead them, a world of third party candidates duke it out over what meager scraps of the media spotlight are left. This week, and next week as well, we pay tribute the saucy seductress that is democracy by highlighting some unusual choices for president. Unfortunately, even Phriday falls victim to attack politics and sleazy campaigning. As always, credit for these images goes to the lovely goons running amok on our fair forums.

sizemon is for serious about this.

sizemon fights back against the Bert-Grover campaign.

ArchDemon fights back on behalf of the Bert-Grover alliance.

sizemon uses dirty attack politics to fill the empty spaces in his black soul.

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