Research Center for Mu, submitted by Rainbow. Sex tips and advice are taught via broken English and horribly embarrassing photos / diagrams. Not for the weak of heart... or bladder.
QUESTION: Being a single person and not having my boyfriend with me all the time to apply the finger plier to my clitoris and vagina, engage in screwing and generally warm me up as you suggest he do every morning, can you give me any suggestions on how I can stimulate myself, similar to the ways you describe with a partner?
ANSWER: To effectively tune the vaginal muscles and enlarge your inner "penis" which will narrows down your vagina upon erecting, you can do the vaginal exercise by moving a vaginal (plastic) egg in and out every morning (or evening 1-2 hours after taking ViaGrowth-IV and having Fibra/Ginseng Tea) without a partner.
She said 'following your advice my husband has a new penis' and 'I had 30% less flow - relief' from heavy menstruation with your CD-ROM and products.
QUESTION: I feel that my Dr. just wants my money to cut my female stuff out and I just don't want that. What should I do. I am desperate to save my marriage.
ANSWER: Without your uterus, cervix and/or ovaries, your brain becomes a lonely commander without staffs and soldiers for the rest of your life. The long side effects of hysterectomy on libido, orgasm capacity, emotion, cardiovascular function, brain function, urinary continence, osteoporosis and etc., become very pronounced after 3-5 years. Save your uterus/cervix for your health. You are in the menopause transition - the rough wealth condition in your life. It is the hormonal unbalancing.
Makes sense to me. Er, no wait, it doesn't. Oh well, I'm just a guy who whines, bitches, and cusses on a webpage; perhaps I wasn't meant to understand.
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