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A couple decades ago, a few bearded weirdos decided to invent something called "the internet," a service created to exchange information and educate the masses. Now, in the glorious year of 2009, the two primary functions of the internet revolve around calling people fags and downloading "Twilight" torrents. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons have combined these two exciting, dynamic ideas and went on the mission to ruin emotional moments in their favorite movies. Thank you very much, internet!
Bloody Wanker regrets ordering the fish during the flight.
Bloody Wanker probably won't proceed to the lightning round.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!