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A couple decades ago, a few bearded weirdos decided to invent something called "the internet," a service created to exchange information and educate the masses. Now, in the glorious year of 2009, the two primary functions of the internet revolve around calling people fags and downloading "Twilight" torrents. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons have combined these two exciting, dynamic ideas and went on the mission to ruin emotional moments in their favorite movies. Thank you very much, internet!
Bloody Wanker regrets ordering the fish during the flight.
Bloody Wanker probably won't proceed to the lightning round.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!