THE MORLOCK'S SCOOTER GANG, submitted by Daedalus. Speaking of gangs, The Street Weasels could take this bunch of pansies easily. Nothing says "tough" quite like being in a gothic scooter gang.

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AAAAAARF AAAARRF ARRRF, HERE COMES DEATH ON WHEELS! Note that they misspelled "sissy" as "saucy" up there. Maybe these gonad-garglers can get away with this kind of weenie crap in Europe, but here in America they'd be torn to shreds before they could even pass the first loitering member of The Street Weasels. Go back to Germany you bozos! Oh wait, you are in Germany. Well... uh... stay there.

PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but you MAY ONLY SIGN IT IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE MORLOCK'S SCOOTER GANG!!! So if you're not wearing all black and you're not riding a retarded scooter the color of a short schoolbus, it's offlimits to you.

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