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Yeah that was the best! Remember that time you put out for that ceiling fan? OMG!!!!!! OMMMMGTGGIOSED: FJOIJGEOgjOIFSDJGOIEWR OwNaG3 mCpw33naG3 mCr0X0rZ!!!

The sad thing about pages like these is that it makes you realize that there are actually DUMBER people who can't figure out how to get these little miracles on to the web in the first place. I know it doesn't seem possible, but it's true!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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