I'm on Fire Sexy QT, submitted by Paul. Hello, teenage tramp floozy! Thank you for dropping a graphical nuclear bomb on some pages of HTML and creating one of the most annoying and useless things ever! You truly are t00 c00l L0Lz yAayz! OMg sExxxYY and such! Check out this l33t "shout out!"
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Yeah that was the best! Remember that time you put out for that ceiling fan? OMG!!!!!! OMMMMGTGGIOSED: FJOIJGEOgjOIFSDJGOIEWR OwNaG3 mCpw33naG3 mCr0X0rZ!!!
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