Oh great, another furry forum. Might as well just go ahead and beat a dead horse, as opposed to these guys beating off a dead horse.
I try to be a good Christian, but my thirst for getting off on pretending to be an animal knows no bounds.
Get out your magnifying glass because this post is a doozy!
This image is not very work safe unless you work at a dog dildo factory.
Aww, if I were 6-years-old I'd play Pokemon with you!
This guy lives too close to the toxic waste dump. I say we move all furries near one so they can mutate into their hottest fantasy.
Practice makes perfect!
Lesson 2: Don't stick your dick into homemade sex toys.
Oh you like dickgirls? Here at Something Awful we have an entire forum dedicated to like-minded individuals just like yourself! Psst, they're all in, turn on the gas, quickly!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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