David Goldner Photography & Design, submitted by Ben. This is one of the worst sites ever designed. When the seventh vial is unsealed and poured out during the Rapture, it will be images of this web site that torment us until we run from cover. Then the harpy demons attack. The harpy demons always attack.

David Goldner is a decent photographer, hell he may be a damn good photographer, I can't really tell. What he isn't is a damn good anything related to computers. His web site contains just about every annoying "design" feature you can imagine. BE SURE TO WATCH THE OPENING FLASH ANIMATION! It proves that no Flash text-effect parade is complete without a song taken from the Matrix soundtrack.

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The faces you see on this site are the faces of the harpy demons you will see screaming down at you as they tear out your liver and feed it to a three headed hound! David Goldner does it all, he is like a Swiss Army Knife of multimedia production. Web design, logos, using the clone tool, photoshop filters, incredible text effects in flash, background gifs! You name it, he can do it. He's your man.

Hey wow, he has a guestbook!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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