Fantasy Sounds Home Page, submitted by Kenny. All this talk of N*Sync made me long for some good music. That's where the Fantasy Sounds Home Page comes in! If you can get past its eye-blistering orange background and constant misspelling of the word "Effect", as in sound effect, you'll be introduced to a wonderous world of music!

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This is kind of a Drama song. It's only Piano, no other instruments.

Kind of drama song, and for the low low price of "Probably about 7 dollars!" Probably, because they aren't sure! There's no guestbook, but if you're thinking about hiring them (I know I am), then drop them a line in their "Hire us" section.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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