Pirate Bootie, submitted by Christy. Horrible design, horrible pictures, horrible animated gifs, horrible midi, it all adds up to crap. However, you throw in a PIRATE THEME and well, it becomes crap with an eyepatch and a peg leg.

E'llo Love's, an Welcome to Pirate Bootie. Kim on in an h'ave some fun wit me an me Mate's . We be a " lot" of Wild Pirates , then now. All thee Language here be in Pirate , So's have a look , and maby try a Story of thee "Sweet Ship Pirate Bootie" . Or try Yee hand at finding thee Bootie , then now , Aurrhhhh '... Beware thee Tricky Pirates , Love...They be Handsome indeed, Yar' but they still be a tricky lot, Yes love..
.........................................................................................Captin Patricia

I would like to fire a deadly broadside at "Captin Patricia" or at least hope she is smote with some horrible nautical disease that makes barnacles grow on your brain.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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