Originally titled "How not to get shot in America," this theme, started by Cosmic Charlie, served as an illustrated guide for readers who'd like to grill on their porches, buy a home and/or have a dream without ending up in some cop's crosshairs. However, once the SA Forum Goons got involved, the images strayed from his subtle political message somewhat, as some of them instead demonstrated how to get shot and survive, or depicted less relatable settings/ scenarios such as "floating through space" or "being Jesus." Still, if you refrain from engaging in any activity pictured in this article, I'd say you have a pretty decent chance of not being shot in America this holiday weekend. Good luck!

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