Perfekt, submitted by Dong 52. Speaking of people who mostly work for minimum wage and live in their parent's basement, I feel it's been too long since there's been an E/N ALoD (not counting wilwheaton.net). Actually, it's probably not long enough, seeing as E/N is the bottomfeeding scum of this crazy sea we call the internet and I never ever want to read about their stupid lives. This particular girl is named Regan, and she is "Perfekt"...
"When i was a kid, i was ugly. now i'm not. works wonders. for those of you who have never known the difference, it's huge and it sucks. because of some of the terrors i experienced at the mercy of my childhood peers, i'm pretty humble."Which is obviously why she calls herself perfect and wrote a 13 paragraph, self indulgent page about herself. If you like weekly updates about a girl who thinks she's the greatest thing in the world and thinks we care about her toenails and eating habits, go ahead and click on that link. And don't forget to sign the guestbook!
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