Today's ALOD is all about vaginas, vagina merchandise, and the mystic-like powers that come with having a vagina. There are no actual pictures of a vagina, because that would ruin the mythos of the actual vagina. Topics include:


mothering,

vagina rocks,


sexuality,

getting your vagina crunk,


shamanism,


and much more.

If you were looking for a website that could teach you how to get 10-dummy on your pimp cup and shoot chain lightning out of your vagina puppet while rocking out to some pussy jams, you've come to the right place. Everyone else has come to the wrong place.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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