Today's ALOD is all about vaginas, vagina merchandise, and the mystic-like powers that come with having a vagina. There are no actual pictures of a vagina, because that would ruin the mythos of the actual vagina. Topics include:
vagina rocks, getting your vagina crunk, shamanism, and much more.
getting your vagina crunk,
and much more.
If you were looking for a website that could teach you how to get 10-dummy on your pimp cup and shoot chain lightning out of your vagina puppet while rocking out to some pussy jams, you've come to the right place. Everyone else has come to the wrong place.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.