Today's ALOD is all about vaginas, vagina merchandise, and the mystic-like powers that come with having a vagina. There are no actual pictures of a vagina, because that would ruin the mythos of the actual vagina. Topics include:
vagina rocks, getting your vagina crunk, shamanism, and much more.
getting your vagina crunk,
and much more.
If you were looking for a website that could teach you how to get 10-dummy on your pimp cup and shoot chain lightning out of your vagina puppet while rocking out to some pussy jams, you've come to the right place. Everyone else has come to the wrong place.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.