Today's ALOD is all about vaginas, vagina merchandise, and the mystic-like powers that come with having a vagina. There are no actual pictures of a vagina, because that would ruin the mythos of the actual vagina. Topics include:
vagina rocks, getting your vagina crunk, shamanism, and much more.
getting your vagina crunk,
and much more.
If you were looking for a website that could teach you how to get 10-dummy on your pimp cup and shoot chain lightning out of your vagina puppet while rocking out to some pussy jams, you've come to the right place. Everyone else has come to the wrong place.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.