Who Posts There: People who just got computers.
What is Posted There: Shit.
Just what we need to see. Pictures of internet nerds.
This is the image "TheMaestro" sends when he tries to pick up on online girls. Does it work? No. No it doesn't.
Consoles are horrible. You can't jerk off to shemale porn on your Gamecube. You can't get a virus through your Playstation 2. And don't even try to get bloated versions of AIM to run on your Xbox so you can talk to people who go kekeke ^_^.
My virtual video game character can beat up your virtual video game character.
Hey check out this AWESOME game! No, I don't work for the developers, why do you ask?
Get a job.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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