Who Posts There: People who just got computers.
What is Posted There: Shit.
Just what we need to see. Pictures of internet nerds.
This is the image "TheMaestro" sends when he tries to pick up on online girls. Does it work? No. No it doesn't.
Consoles are horrible. You can't jerk off to shemale porn on your Gamecube. You can't get a virus through your Playstation 2. And don't even try to get bloated versions of AIM to run on your Xbox so you can talk to people who go kekeke ^_^.
My virtual video game character can beat up your virtual video game character.
Hey check out this AWESOME game! No, I don't work for the developers, why do you ask?
Get a job.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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