Who Posts There: People who just got computers.
What is Posted There: Shit.
Just what we need to see. Pictures of internet nerds.
This is the image "TheMaestro" sends when he tries to pick up on online girls. Does it work? No. No it doesn't.
Consoles are horrible. You can't jerk off to shemale porn on your Gamecube. You can't get a virus through your Playstation 2. And don't even try to get bloated versions of AIM to run on your Xbox so you can talk to people who go kekeke ^_^.
My virtual video game character can beat up your virtual video game character.
Hey check out this AWESOME game! No, I don't work for the developers, why do you ask?
Get a job.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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