Who Posts There: People who just got computers.
What is Posted There: Shit.
Just what we need to see. Pictures of internet nerds.
This is the image "TheMaestro" sends when he tries to pick up on online girls. Does it work? No. No it doesn't.
Consoles are horrible. You can't jerk off to shemale porn on your Gamecube. You can't get a virus through your Playstation 2. And don't even try to get bloated versions of AIM to run on your Xbox so you can talk to people who go kekeke ^_^.
My virtual video game character can beat up your virtual video game character.
Hey check out this AWESOME game! No, I don't work for the developers, why do you ask?
Get a job.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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