The REVELATION!, submitted by Jason. It's safe to assume that any event in history of the Earth is the cause of a horrible conspiracy involving the government, the Illuminati, and usually space aliens. Since the WTC tragedy can undoubtedly be classified as "an event," it's not surprising that there's this really huge and convoluted conspiracy behind it. Of course the Illuminati are to blame in this case because 9 plus 2 equals 11 and what more proof than that do you need?

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Each building had 110 stories.
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
119 is the area code for Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11, 911 - 119 are opposites - enemies? 11 11 polarity.
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11.
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11.
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union.
"New York City" has 11 letters.
"Afghanistan" - 11 letters.
"The Pentagon" - 11 letters.

WOW! I have now been thoroughly convinced that whatever the hell this webpage is blabbering about is completely 100% true! This website is based in reality and serves up nothing but the shocking truth to anybody who is brave enough to read and accept it. Also, here's an equation for you guys to think about on your way to the Dairy Queen:

"THAT WEBSITE" = 11 LETTERS
"IS REALLY GAY" = 11 LETTERS

I have conclusively proven that website is really gay. I am a geineneious!!! Go USA!!!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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