This is an actual background. It appears to be some kind of giant devil cat devouring a man:
Okay, so maybe I did I add the blood, tears, and demonic three-eye combo to the cat for dramatic effect, but my point still stands. To make viewing more of a pleasure, the text is expertly matched to blend in to whatever background. Way to think outside the box! Plus, there is MIDI music on every page! Jackpot!
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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