Bubble Panda's World, submitted by Ben. If I were an alternate reality version Popeye who grew more hateful by eating spinach, then this site would be my spinach. Given the number of things wrong with this site, I'm not quite sure where to begin. I suppose I could bitch about the super futuristic JavaScript cursor-chasing clock that haunts my every mouse movement and blocks the vast majority of my screen. Or how about that comet cursor download window that pops up? I denied it, but I shudder to think what more could be added in the way of cursor annoyance. The site is capped off by horrible backgrounds that I find to be disturbing.

This is an actual background. It appears to be some kind of giant devil cat devouring a man:

Okay, so maybe I did I add the blood, tears, and demonic three-eye combo to the cat for dramatic effect, but my point still stands. To make viewing more of a pleasure, the text is expertly matched to blend in to whatever background. Way to think outside the box! Plus, there is MIDI music on every page! Jackpot!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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