This is an actual background. It appears to be some kind of giant devil cat devouring a man:
Okay, so maybe I did I add the blood, tears, and demonic three-eye combo to the cat for dramatic effect, but my point still stands. To make viewing more of a pleasure, the text is expertly matched to blend in to whatever background. Way to think outside the box! Plus, there is MIDI music on every page! Jackpot!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.