This is an actual background. It appears to be some kind of giant devil cat devouring a man:
Okay, so maybe I did I add the blood, tears, and demonic three-eye combo to the cat for dramatic effect, but my point still stands. To make viewing more of a pleasure, the text is expertly matched to blend in to whatever background. Way to think outside the box! Plus, there is MIDI music on every page! Jackpot!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.