Back in May, the SA Forum Goons closed their eyes and painted cats, because people on the Internet love cats! Recently, Shoes for pidgeons suggested they should repeat the project using the hippest new animal on the scene, the "dog." If this fresh muse inspires you, feel free to close your eyes and draw a "dog," too, but be sure to open them again before scrolling through these images, or your enjoyment of them might be adversely affected!

Shoes for pidgeons



Diet Poison


banana tophat

NOTE: As you might have surmised, not everything that appears on these pages was created in a sightless state. Artists were free to revise their own drawings, or salvage their peers' sketches. Enough disclaimer, more dogs now.

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