The greetings cards at ChristiaNet decry video games, wizardry, and everything else normal people enjoy in their spare time. It's difficult to gauge on what occasions these cards might be exchanged. Perhaps ChristiaNet consumers find them humorous in a "it's funny, and it's true" sense, whereas we might view them with bemused "Holy fuck, how does something this retarded exist?" fascination. Or maybe they're delivered as warnings to unsuspecting infidels who've been watching TV, teaching evolution, worshiping the Virgin Mary or committing other esoteric offenses against fundamental Christiankind.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.