The greetings cards at ChristiaNet decry video games, wizardry, and everything else normal people enjoy in their spare time. It's difficult to gauge on what occasions these cards might be exchanged. Perhaps ChristiaNet consumers find them humorous in a "it's funny, and it's true" sense, whereas we might view them with bemused "Holy fuck, how does something this retarded exist?" fascination. Or maybe they're delivered as warnings to unsuspecting infidels who've been watching TV, teaching evolution, worshiping the Virgin Mary or committing other esoteric offenses against fundamental Christiankind.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.