Forums Poster Timotheous Venture shared the tale of his friend Jumpboy, who went from a happy bouncy child to a brain-damaged patient. He posted a staggering amount of images depicting how, hypothetically, Jumpboy might have found himself in such a state, and then his fellow SA Goons helpfully staged their own reenactments.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.